Yesterday, while my husband and I were playing Guild Wars 2, our clanmates were chatting in the text-based chat channel about how one of them speaks in the channel. That person was saying that they don't speak like that in real life, that they swear a lot but don't in-game, and this happened:

That person: I have the mouth of a sailor.
My husband: Somewhere I have the spleen of an accountant.

My character suffered yet another death because I couldn't control him as I fell out of my chair laughing.